Are you ready for ‘Yoga Hosers?’

A change of pace after the sad news over the past week about BKS Iyengar’s illness and passing on Wednesday.

We mentioned Kevin Smith’s rumored movie, “Yoga Hosers,” before. Now there is more news, including this from the Hollywood Reporter, which has for some reason slapped an “Exclusive” on it:

Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith are teaming up for what is being dubbed a “comic book movie,” and they’re bringing their daughters with them.

This week, Smith will start principal photography onYoga Hosers, an action-adventure movie that will star Depp, his daughter Lily-Rose Depp, and Smith’s daughter Harley Quinn Smith.

The movie is Smith’s follow-up to Tusk, which premieres at the Toronto Film Festival in September, and is the second installment in Smith’s True North trilogy of movies that are steeped in Canadian myths and culture.


Hosers, written by Smith, centers on 15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith), who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe (Depp) to fight for their lives with, according to the producers, “all seven Chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time.”

(Other info: The Guardian, Variety and there even is a IMDB page.)

You’ve got a year or so to prepare.

Posted by Steve